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Because I'm too sick to write the Friday letter.

Having a cold sucks. Having a cold while being pregnant sucks harder because you basically can’t take anything for it besides Tylenol, which is bullshit. I’m chugging water, juice, tea, trying to eat well, and sleeping a lot and praying this shit passes soon. I was supposed to go to Tulsa this weekend to see my best friend and her 5 month old baby, and had to cancel and I’m sad and snotty and coughy and everything sucks.

THAT BEING SAID, I don’t have it in me to write the Free Friday letter today. So, in lieu of that, I’m offering my free subscribers a limited time discount to lure you over the pay wall. Through Sunday at midnight, a paid subscription will be 18% off. Why 18, you ask? I’m 18 weeks and some change, so why not be cheeky about it?

Come on over to the paid side of things to get way more intimate content from EMMASTHING! The water is fine. Better than fine, actually. It’s like the perfect pool temperature on a hot summer day.

Have a great weekend and hope to see you on the other side!

— EGM