I am so so sorry to double letter you today. Truly, I feel like I’m crossing boundaries and I shouldn’t but I HAD TO SHOW YOU THIS as a follow-up. I should’ve looked for this yesterday, and I would’ve if I was a more thorough person, but alas.
I don’t have a snapshot of Zac’s full Bumble profile, but I found this to show you guys basically all I knew about him back in April of 2020.
Zac. 37. UGA 2008. His picture wasn’t even WAIST UP—it was chest up.
So, again…
Don’t judge a book by its very lacking cover because you never know who the hell’s inside.
But like do you see why I swiped? Them eyes and that face…
— EGM