Yeah, I’m a multi-hyphenate: stupid-bitch

I’m a writer and content creator with a lot of opinions and a storied past full of sex, drugs (only ever smoked pot and can’t handle it), and rock ‘n’ roll (I don’t play any instruments and have never been in a band. I did musical theatre, though). In 2010 when blogging was cool, I started EMMASTHING.com where I shared every thought that crossed my mind for 13 years until I got with the times and moved my thoughts and feelings over to Substack.

I uncharacteristically live in Dallas, Texas with my husband, Zac, our son Ziggy (born in Oct ‘24), and our two dogs, Cece (Cavapoo) and Bowie (English Bulldog).

Once a week, I send the The Weekly Digress, which is a free letter containing everything I’m watching, reading, listening to, cooking, and shopping. Outside of that, I send plenty of paid letters every month that cover a lot of ground:

Things I Bought and Returned (TIBAR): Where I round up every single thing I sent back that month and why.

Motherhood: As a first-time mom, I have many, many thoughts and feelings to share.

Feelings: Where I house my more emo letters.

Make ‘Em Laugh: Where very unserious letters go.

And then there are the Pregnancy letters, Reno(vation) 911! letters documenting summer 2024’s renovation, and I Feel Pretty when I have an uncharacteristic fashion or beauty-forward letter.

OTHER PLACES TO FIND ME

Instagram, of course.

ShopMy for every fashion, beauty, home, baby, whatever link I ever link.

LiketoKnowIt which I’ve used to house my links since 2017, but am gradually moving over to ShopMy.

I’m glad you’re here and hope you stick around.